"I feel sorry for your kids" the quirky version!
I think Hiram has said this to me on countless occasions. Everytime I do or say something I believe to be cause for raucus laughter, Hiram says, and Jeff chimes in agreement, "Simon, I feel sorry for your kids."
This is then followed up by by Jeff saying "Why are you so GAY?" "F-f-f-f-raaaaaggot!"
Simon: Don't you think Jeff is a fraggot Hiram?
Hiram: No I'm pretty sure you are. Jeff is normal, but you are gay. I mean, at least he's now got a girlfriend finally, but you are married to Brian. I mean, wtf?"
Simon: >.> ----------------------- (Hiram) + (Jeff) .... *SNIFFLES*
Haha, so this is the norm of our house. But it's pretty cool because Hiram and Jeff are like two older brothers who keep me up, either in emo ness or responsibility and even though they call me fraggot and "can't believe that they are living with me." they still manage to somehow look out for me. *Giggly girl smiles*
Even though I've never met anyone like Hiram or Jeff before, I can't imagine life without em either.
During my conversations with Grace, I remember mentioning, like a proud 6 year old boy running home to show mommy his first A+, about how I was/am living with 2 super guys called Hiram and Jeff... 2 older bros in Christ who joke, punch, call me fraggot, but ultimately look out for me in some magical way. Heee! xD
THUS! It makes me sad that it's the END of 3rd year cause verybody's growing up. Chia is going to doctor school, Grace will prlly follow suit, Hiram's lookin at houses, people are getting married, I STILL can't believe it's not butter,....and so on. What will I do as a job? How much money will I make? Funnily enough, marriage and things related to this idea have totally left me. Somehow, I've fallen in love with today just as it is and I don't want to go dating again and don't want anything to change.
I can just see the future now... I'll be that funny single Uncle Simon that all of Hiram, Jeff and Chia's kids look at, then I'll make em laugh with tickles, jokes, and bellying rubbing lolly popping smiles. I'll tickle the little girls, talk serious to the "grown up" boys, and play games with the little ones. Whether or not I am a father, a mother, or watever... makes no difference.
When the kids grow up, and if time and logistics allow (and assuming Hiram and Jeff don't tell their kids that Uncle Simon is a fraggot) then, i'll teach all the boys how to get girls =p and after that, we'll go rent a video game and have guy time =p lol. Similar to girl time, except NO SHOPPING ALLOWED! OR ELSE! The ultimate penalty!...of which will be decided by the winner of the card game 7-add-pig ...... D-D-D-DANG! <-- if you do not get this reference, please observe, in secret, Joe Lee and Jeffrey Cheung for the next two months
Also, this reading week, I somehow feel like I got to know Vivian a bit better, albeit unintentional. Funnily enough, I'll prlly go and study over at 51-7's house during the coming 2 months (platonic reasons of course). Hopefully, should ackwardoms be disregarded (*croses fingers* "please please please please please pretty please") I can grab some coffee or icecream in the warmer weather with her. IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS, do not make it anymore ackward than it already is, albeit this msg in itself is probably somewat ackward as it is hahaha =p. I guess you were right Hiram and Jeff, I also feel sorry for my kids too=p hahaha.
For those who do not know, it is ~ 7:30 am, and last night till 3 am this morning, we were playing the card games Bang, 7-add-pig, and had the most bestest of times ever. Call me weird, but I rarely experience the innocence of friendship and fellowship just as is and so I can see why some ppl enjoy living for their friends. I guess, my version of what I live for would be to make everyone laugh from the bottom of their toes to the tip of their top hats. Weird, ackward, or not, it's what I do and I hope people get a laugh from it. If you do NOT appreciate this ackwardness, please call 1-800-no-weird to cancel.
Be the change you want to see. Strive, learn, and grow. Be smart like snakes, but turn the other cheek. Do not worry for Tommorow will take care of itself. Everyone was a noob once, so be patient.
Simon
This is then followed up by by Jeff saying "Why are you so GAY?" "F-f-f-f-raaaaaggot!"
Simon: Don't you think Jeff is a fraggot Hiram?
Hiram: No I'm pretty sure you are. Jeff is normal, but you are gay. I mean, at least he's now got a girlfriend finally, but you are married to Brian. I mean, wtf?"
Simon: >.> ----------------------- (Hiram) + (Jeff) .... *SNIFFLES*
Haha, so this is the norm of our house. But it's pretty cool because Hiram and Jeff are like two older brothers who keep me up, either in emo ness or responsibility and even though they call me fraggot and "can't believe that they are living with me." they still manage to somehow look out for me. *Giggly girl smiles*
Even though I've never met anyone like Hiram or Jeff before, I can't imagine life without em either.
During my conversations with Grace, I remember mentioning, like a proud 6 year old boy running home to show mommy his first A+, about how I was/am living with 2 super guys called Hiram and Jeff... 2 older bros in Christ who joke, punch, call me fraggot, but ultimately look out for me in some magical way. Heee! xD
THUS! It makes me sad that it's the END of 3rd year cause verybody's growing up. Chia is going to doctor school, Grace will prlly follow suit, Hiram's lookin at houses, people are getting married, I STILL can't believe it's not butter,....and so on. What will I do as a job? How much money will I make? Funnily enough, marriage and things related to this idea have totally left me. Somehow, I've fallen in love with today just as it is and I don't want to go dating again and don't want anything to change.
I can just see the future now... I'll be that funny single Uncle Simon that all of Hiram, Jeff and Chia's kids look at, then I'll make em laugh with tickles, jokes, and bellying rubbing lolly popping smiles. I'll tickle the little girls, talk serious to the "grown up" boys, and play games with the little ones. Whether or not I am a father, a mother, or watever... makes no difference.
When the kids grow up, and if time and logistics allow (and assuming Hiram and Jeff don't tell their kids that Uncle Simon is a fraggot) then, i'll teach all the boys how to get girls =p and after that, we'll go rent a video game and have guy time =p lol. Similar to girl time, except NO SHOPPING ALLOWED! OR ELSE! The ultimate penalty!...of which will be decided by the winner of the card game 7-add-pig ...... D-D-D-DANG! <-- if you do not get this reference, please observe, in secret, Joe Lee and Jeffrey Cheung for the next two months
Also, this reading week, I somehow feel like I got to know Vivian a bit better, albeit unintentional. Funnily enough, I'll prlly go and study over at 51-7's house during the coming 2 months (platonic reasons of course). Hopefully, should ackwardoms be disregarded (*croses fingers* "please please please please please pretty please") I can grab some coffee or icecream in the warmer weather with her. IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS, do not make it anymore ackward than it already is, albeit this msg in itself is probably somewat ackward as it is hahaha =p. I guess you were right Hiram and Jeff, I also feel sorry for my kids too=p hahaha.
For those who do not know, it is ~ 7:30 am, and last night till 3 am this morning, we were playing the card games Bang, 7-add-pig, and had the most bestest of times ever. Call me weird, but I rarely experience the innocence of friendship and fellowship just as is and so I can see why some ppl enjoy living for their friends. I guess, my version of what I live for would be to make everyone laugh from the bottom of their toes to the tip of their top hats. Weird, ackward, or not, it's what I do and I hope people get a laugh from it. If you do NOT appreciate this ackwardness, please call 1-800-no-weird to cancel.
Be the change you want to see. Strive, learn, and grow. Be smart like snakes, but turn the other cheek. Do not worry for Tommorow will take care of itself. Everyone was a noob once, so be patient.
Simon
posted by Simon at 3:23 AM
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